my cock

Looooong

My cock is long

by Binadicked cumberbach May 01, 2016

my cock

3 inches but amazing to taste

please FUCK my cock

by CheezyClit69 January 01, 2021

my cock

Razmig

Razmig: My COCK

by Mycockehhh September 08, 2018

wack my cock

a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.

Can we leave now Jerry?

10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!

by AaronJG October 30, 2016

cheese of my cock

The ultimate insult to belittle someone.

Double effective as a comeback to any insult thrown at you no matter how powerful.

I was down on your mother like a beaver on a hunk of wood.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

I'm the president of the United States. You're just a lightweight.
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
Fuck off you're the cheese of my cock.

by kam75xx April 03, 2021

stalking my cock

Euphemism for masturbation.

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.

by SHLA June 23, 2011

rock my cock

Whenever a female proceeds to do sexual acts upon your penis

"That ho' is totally gonna rock my cock bro"

by Johnhopkins May 13, 2017