my penis
my penis by yellow ball with a face on it January 18, 2019
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My Penis
was in your mother last night.
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
My Penis by Tammy McShammerson May 23, 2010
My penis
This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.
GEORGE: HOLY SHIT MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!!!!
ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!
ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.
ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!
ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.
My penis by Pedophile numero uno February 1, 2017