my nuts

Would u suck my dick for money

My nuts baby

by Grab my nuts October 31, 2020

My nuts

It’s very small use pill to make it bigger

Yo my nuts are small

by I’m t March 29, 2022

my nuts are dragging

when a man is very tired and almost can't stand up/overworked/dead on your feet...

"after a 14 hour day my nuts are dragging"

by Baron Von-Beer Breath June 3, 2017

My nuts are in a tight wind

an expression used when your in a sticky situation and you dont know what to do

so the other night i accidently banged tom in the pooper, the lights were off and i thought it was vanessa, ugh my nuts are in a tight wind right now.

by carboner in the butt February 21, 2011

My nuts itch

Something a male says when they have completely lost interest in whatever he is doing, or being told.

Teacher: So that's why it is very important not to mix these chemicals together.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.

by TooInchesTwoMuch December 23, 2014

my nuts in your ass

The only acceptable sexual practice.

person 1: my nuts in your ass
person 2: let's make it happen!

by YeetSwede March 10, 2023

My nuts hang

"My nuts hang"

Definition - A "power move" intended to disregard bs, or drama directed at oneself while also changing the focus to one's own masculinity and especially ones nuts and how they hang like a real man's nuts truly would.

Example:
(Ernie: "Hey, Brian. Jake said you lied about curling 50lb dumbbells."

Brian: "that's crazy, but my nuts hang.")

by Ice Guardian May 7, 2022