My penis

This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.

GEORGE: HOLY SHIT MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!!!!

ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!

ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.

by Pedophile numero uno February 1, 2017

My penis

It’s too long to type.

I would tell u Joke about my penis but it’s too long

by Rmath July 5, 2019

My penis

Is big

My penis is big

by MRMISTERGORG December 11, 2019

My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

by Plane Jewus October 7, 2021

My penis

Something so short it doesn’t even exist

Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny

by KodaTheSpaceCactus May 2, 2019

My penis

It’s too long to type

I would tell u a joke about my penis but it’s too long

by Rmath July 5, 2019

my penis

landen was rubbing his dicc today so i thought id make this

Me: What do you want the word to be on urban dictionary
Landen: My Penis!

by yellow ball with a face on it January 18, 2019