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Cop mustache 

Any mustache worn by a douchey guy that is unaccompanied by a goatee, side-burns, beard, or other facial adornment. Typically the cop mustache is found on overly aggressive men with short hair and small penises. This facial hair is most easily witnessed just after speeding in a car or urinating in public. Synonyms include: mini soup strainer, night stache, and molester mustache. Alternate spelling: cop moustache.
1) Why the hell is mark sporting a cop mustache? Doesn't he know he looks like a complete asshole?
2) I decided that I only want to date insecure women who won't mind my tiny pecker so I shaved off my beard into a douchey cop mustache.

MustacheCore 

Abbriviated xMUSTACHExCOREx or simply mxc
1. Used when something is too hardcore to be called hardcore and must move up to an even better word.

2. Also to be used when you see a man (or ugly woman) with an intense mustache that likes, preforms in or is at at super duper hardcore show.
1. cool doood: hey douchebag,did you see that sick nasty nollie bigflip? it was totally mustachecore!
fag: fo sho!
2. another cool d00d: hey i saw this guy at mcdonalds wearing a liferuiner shirt and he had a crazycool handlebar mustache like muthafuckin hulk hogan!!. he'sprobably part of the next XXXmustacheXXcoreXXX band.
MustacheCore by xgingerkidx August 5, 2009

MustacheCore 

A word used to describe metal bands where all the members have mustaches.
Phinehas is mustachecore.
MustacheCore by LawnCore MetalScapes December 24, 2015

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026