murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.

I heard Elvis died from murder turd.

by Murder turd May 16, 2016

turd murderer

Somebody that shits so much, not only their apartment smells like shit, but their hallway smells like shit. Otherwise known as a "turd slayer."

" Charlie slayed turds all day long. He is a turd murderer

by Samson29 November 21, 2015