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mung rag 

The stiff and unwashed towel in the corner or under the bed that one keeps hidden from guests. It is used to wipe up the ejaculate after rubbing one out in the privacy of your bedroom. It is often left out for months on end.
After I logged off of thehun, I cleaned up with my mung rag, dropped it behind the bed and decided to get ready for work.
mung rag by BunEsabos September 3, 2006
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mung rag 

A Bar-Keeep's rag for sopping up spills.
I can't believe Dan took a shot of mung-rag drippings, and hasen't puked yet!
mung rag by Cnut Stolen December 14, 2004
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Mung Rag 

1. A Mung Rag is used to wipe off excess mung from your face.

2. A Mung Rag is used to wipe up party foul.

Also see mung and party foul
1. James: There was mung everywhere, throw me that mung rag so I can wipe off my face.

2. Mark: Damnit! Terry dropped his beer! give me that mung rag so I can clean this jazz up.
Mung Rag by item535 September 14, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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