mummy's fist

To have ones large penis strapped or bandaged with a splint after suffering an injury of Bill Clinton proportions.

"The operation went OK but afterwards it was like staring at a mummy's fist".

by Giles Bradley April 24, 2005

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016