mumfy 

Mike/comfortable, when a person named mike is more that comfy, he's mumfy

I lay on Mike and he was so mumfy I fell asleep.

mumfy by BEcky October 12, 2003

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.

Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021

bog mummy 

Noun- A leather faced hag that has endured decades of harsh bar conditions. Appears to be in good shape due to the tightness of her clothing that holds her together. Has an uncanny ability to gain entrance to any bar/club. Her race is unidentifiable due to years of passing out on the beach and tide water battering her against the sand causing deep ravine like wrinkles.

Did you see Kevin last night? He hooked up with that bog mummy at the beach last night.

bog mummy by sadeeki85 June 2, 2014

Cummy mummy 

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips

Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"

Cummy mummy by Cactus wank August 11, 2016

mummy battle 

When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.

I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.

mummy battle by mantion May 26, 2010

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja 

"Teri Mummy Meri Hoja" is a clip from a video from YouTuber SunRayBee titled "INDIAN CRINGE KID, Bindass Kavya".

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja. Ab To Kuch Kar Hi Nahi Sakta. Ab To Ho Gayi Teri Mummy Meri *giggles*

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja by skelebro1 January 17, 2022

blood mummy

Used tampon or pad that has been wrapped in toilet paper and thrown in the trash.

Carol must be on the rag, she just buried another blood mummy in the bathroom trashcan!

blood mummy by Clamhammer July 25, 2012