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LINUS MULLARKEY
The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.
Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.
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Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
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Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
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Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge
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Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door
LINUS MULLARKEY by MJKK March 25, 2007
Related Words
mullawk • mullhawk • mulhawk • mullacking • mullarkey • Mullaker • mullhawkadour • mullhawket • LINUS MULLARKEY • mul-fawk
mulhawk
The mulhawk is an elusive branch of the Mullet family. Part mullet and part mohawk, you can find the mulhawk at places like race tracks, dollar stores, and Monster Truck Rallies. Often confused with a skullet, the mulhawk differs in that it oftens sports bangs (thus completing the "business in the front" requirement of the mullet).
mullhawkadour
A hairstyle which is part mullet, part mohawk, and part pompadour. Typically, the front of the hair is sculpted into a pompadour mohawk, while the back takes on mullet-like characteristics. See Dog the Bounty Hunter.
mullhawkadour by JaneBond November 16, 2006
mullhawk
mullhawk by Halfstarfish March 2, 2009
mullacking
a style of football, whereby the 'mullacker' is very rough, not the most skillful player, but very effective as they take ball and man.
the ball bounces directly between john terry and michael owen; both go for the ball, john terry boots it away while also milling into michael owen. owen goes down, he is injured again, surprise, surprise.
in the dressing room afterwards,'john, you did some good mullacking today,' says mourinho. 'yeah i am a good mullacker' says john.
in the dressing room afterwards,'john, you did some good mullacking today,' says mourinho. 'yeah i am a good mullacker' says john.
mullacking by bigbuffbeast February 1, 2008
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