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LINUS MULLARKEY 

The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.
Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.

or

Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge

or

Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door

LINUS MULLARKEY by MJKK March 25, 2007
The mulhawk is an elusive branch of the Mullet family. Part mullet and part mohawk, you can find the mulhawk at places like race tracks, dollar stores, and Monster Truck Rallies. Often confused with a skullet, the mulhawk differs in that it oftens sports bangs (thus completing the "business in the front" requirement of the mullet).
At first he appeared to be a punk rocker sporting a mohawk, but the long, flowing locks in the back and NASCAR t-shirt definitely verified that he was in fact a redneck with a mulhawk.
mulhawk by Heffa Jo September 8, 2008

mullhawkadour 

A hairstyle which is part mullet, part mohawk, and part pompadour. Typically, the front of the hair is sculpted into a pompadour mohawk, while the back takes on mullet-like characteristics. See Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Hey, check out Dog's mullhawkadour!
mullhawkadour by JaneBond November 16, 2006
the usually destructive and horrendous mixing between the punks and the rockers. the mullet meets the mohawk, creating an unholy wretch of a hairdo wherein the mohawk is complemented by the long hair of the mullet.
when brody dalle marries josh homme, their babies will have mullhawks! death to such union!
mullhawk by losifer January 30, 2005
A hairstyle which combines the worst features of a mullet and a mohawk
Dude, that trailer trash kid wasn't more than five, and he had a mullhawk!
mullhawk by Halfstarfish March 2, 2009

mullacking 

a style of football, whereby the 'mullacker' is very rough, not the most skillful player, but very effective as they take ball and man.
the ball bounces directly between john terry and michael owen; both go for the ball, john terry boots it away while also milling into michael owen. owen goes down, he is injured again, surprise, surprise.
in the dressing room afterwards,'john, you did some good mullacking today,' says mourinho. 'yeah i am a good mullacker' says john.
mullacking by bigbuffbeast February 1, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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