muffliato

the silent muffled screams made by potatoes when you bite into french fries

Gwendolwyn winced on hearing the muffliatos as her date dug into his plate.

muffliato by amalboogeyman April 22, 2016

Muffintops 

The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.

Let's have a picnic and eat muffintops guys!

Muffintops by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 11, 2009

muffintop

The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.

Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.

Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.

muffintop by ryan March 24, 2004

Muffintop

A code name for a guy because his hair looks like the top of a muffin.

“Omg i think muffintop looked over”

Muffintop by Totallynotsyd February 16, 2023

Muffintop

The area directly over your waistline that spills over creating what resembles the top of a muffin.

Hey, look at her, she has a muffintop.

Muffintop by F. Marino May 17, 2007

muffinator 

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary

watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!

muffinator by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006

muffintop

A rim of fat that bulges out above a "pleasantly plump" girl's too-tight pants. These girls usually don't realize that their outfits are completely unflattering, so it's best not to point this out. In today's modern McDonald's fed society, muffintops are not a rare sight.

As Tracy walked down the street, the fatty muffintop peeking out from below her wife-beater jiggled wildly. It was rather entertaining.

muffintop by mollymcb215 January 6, 2007