muffin thief

some r-tard who thinks he deserves my muffin
also see n00b or joo

Jordan is such a muffin thief!

by Rone Tupac June 11, 2006

muffin thief

A lesbian who seduces straight women. More specifically, a lesbian who hunts down vulnerable straight women and tries to make them lesbians.

I thought Jane really liked men, but then that muffin thief Nicole converted her.

by Sugarnomics August 29, 2009