A Muffin Steamer is when a person usually a baby has shit in his or her pants while sitting down or in the action of sitting down creating a huge steaming mess that sticks between asscheeks or muffins.
by PamperStamper July 24, 2006
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steamed-muffin (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/
1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.
2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/
1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.
2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”
“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”
“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”
“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
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