A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.
by Wormy December 22, 2003
A term used to describe someone outside of a social group
Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.
Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.
"Hey man, do you know who that guy is over there?"
Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."
"Do you know the muffin man?"
"Nope."
Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."
"Do you know the muffin man?"
"Nope."
by sedoop April 05, 2015
by itsjussme February 29, 2004
by MEGAMIGA November 28, 2006
eats muffin (a lot) and is clumsy when doing so. gets it stuck in teeth regularly and doesn't notice. some find it enticing; most find it rank.
1) "hey you've got some muffin stuck in your teeth!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"
"ookaaay then"
2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"
3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"
4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."
5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"
"ookaaay then"
2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"
3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"
4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."
5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"
by howardmoonsexyfoxwink December 23, 2008
the act of placing ones own ass directly in anothers face, normally while the person recieving is asleep, but it is not necessary.
by p.k. todd August 27, 2004
a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
by ThatOnePersonPostingOnUrbanD April 23, 2011