muffin dance 

A term that means that you're pro-domestic violence. In the early 1900s when women asked "can we vote too?" they were asked to show their clams and dance out of the voting booths as people (men) threw desserts at them.

In 1929, the great great grandson of Abraham Lincoln famously said "I cannot tell a lie. Some of these bitches clams do stink, but there's no reason to make them do a Muffin Dance. They should be allowed to vote too." Women's henceforth could vote, and EVERYONE had muffins.

"I thought this whole trip was gonna be a muffin dance."

"Surely you've heard the term muffin dance before."

muffin dance by shinystuffff June 23, 2016