by paulmakespasties September 12, 2006
Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.
by DustinSchaeffer November 12, 2007
A sex position where a girl lays on top of you facing away and you pull the back of her knees behind her head with your hands crossed and you cover her ears with your hands.
ear muffs - not applicable
by TREXwPEX July 15, 2010
My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.
by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009
When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.
by Aeche December 06, 2007
When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs
“ hey where did bro go?
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
by Adolph Leery May 09, 2020
Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.
by HappySap August 26, 2008