mini muff's 

Younger yet vulnerable girls dick-thirsty for older men

"we got da mini muff's comin tonight ya'll!"

mini muff's by YoungIvo March 23, 2010

blind man's muff 

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.

John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.

blind man's muff by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004

80's muff 

A really hairy, bushy vagina that hasn't been trimmed since the 80's.

Nancy-"Julonce why did Pedro break up with you?"
Julonce-"Because i have a mad 80's muff!"

80's muff by Julonce April 12, 2005

Muff Diver's Nose 

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.

Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.

Muff Diver's Nose by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016

Granny's Muff 

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

Granny's Muff by Chubb71 July 1, 2020

80’s muff 

Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.

My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.

80’s muff by Lynn Amy November 3, 2017

70's earth momma muff 

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

70's earth momma muff by tony January 24, 2004