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A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma
Who havent you slept with ya dang mud cricket
by JeepsusChrist September 22, 2015
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A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?

Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.
Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.
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3/4 of Fulton, Missouri. A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck or SUV. Often found in trailer parks, mud holes with guys that are "like brothers" or lying about hunting. Listens to Luke Bryan and Jason Aldeans shitty brand of "country" music, claims Sam Hunt and Florida Georgia Line is decent and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around like a bottle of crown.
Dude I took that mud cricket to the woods and she acted like she didn't know what to do, then she gave me herpes.
by smalldick96 June 03, 2016
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Almost all of Elsie, MI.

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the back forty. Listens to Luke Bryan and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack and hippie festival.
Hey Bill! want to go to the mud bog this weekend? Going to be a ton of mud crickets out there. It will be like and all you can fuck buffet.
by putter4646 February 28, 2017
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A mud cricket is usually reffered to as a "naysha" . Mud crickets tend to be what we call a "truck slut". They refer to drivers of big trucks as "daddys" and will engage in sexual intercorse with almost anything that breathes...
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A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. Or a Lexi Lyn Mills.
The mud cricket sucked that last night.
by Anonymous1825 October 23, 2017
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A judgmental whore who hops from one dick to another and tries to belittle other people for what they wear. Accuses people of being fake country but then turns around and does exactly what she said they did.
Boy Leslie Robinette sure is a mud cricket even though she's only 15.
by Howyoulikethat May 04, 2017
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