A mud shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only black men. There are two distinct types of mud sharks: ....but there's a third.
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Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.
Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Type III Mud Sharks (now off the endangered species list) are MOSTLY girls with education who, are dating or married to a white guy majority are good-looking girls who are not trying to make a statement by secretly dating a black man. Usually type III's are not going public with this achievement and especially not trying to make daddy mad. AND WILL TAKE THIS TOO THEIR GRAVE!!!!
The most common Type III are teachers, bank tellers, bartenders, nurses, cheating wives, military spouses,single moms, Glifs, and the Queen of ♠️
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Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.
Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Type III Mud Sharks (now off the endangered species list) are MOSTLY girls with education who, are dating or married to a white guy majority are good-looking girls who are not trying to make a statement by secretly dating a black man. Usually type III's are not going public with this achievement and especially not trying to make daddy mad. AND WILL TAKE THIS TOO THEIR GRAVE!!!!
The most common Type III are teachers, bank tellers, bartenders, nurses, cheating wives, military spouses,single moms, Glifs, and the Queen of ♠️
by MUD SHARK LUVER August 06, 2018
by The Man 516 April 26, 2009
by Ohsamabinlady123 December 08, 2017
Dingle mentioned that he was craving some BBC. Lucky for him being a Mud-Shark, where there's a Will, there's a hole to fill.
by Mr. Rodeo January 24, 2020
by T ski July 11, 2018
A Kardashian, Jenner or any female related to this disgraceful clan, including, without limit, the mom Kris.
by Tinieblas January 08, 2022
Mud Shark: This type of female is usually: Loud, fat, and is trying to make a statement, and thinks she's the queen of Jamacia when she's really from some small hick town. Likes to cause drama and is in love with Bob Marley. Low self esteem and none of their relationships last.
Man she thinks she's Gods gift to black and brown guys. That's cause no white man would have anything to do with her. Typical mud shark.
by lovespeachesandcream November 12, 2019