mtoto

Mtoto is a word used to define dumbness, can't speak, brain deadliness. It is usually experienced after long periods of work, drinking or non-sleep.

After 76 hours of straight work, now i am mtoto...fully mtoto. Mind...body..brain does. not. connect. to. mouth....mtoto

by Essenjay September 23, 2011

stinky motorboat

1. n. Motorboating of the butt cheeks.
2. v. To motorboat the butt cheeks.

Last night, I got a stinky motorboat. It was better than I thought it'd be.

by picc285 May 30, 2019

motorbearding

When a female rubs her face in a back-and-forth motion against a mans scruffy beard because she loves the feeling. So named, because of a resemblance to the act of "motor boating" a female's breasts.

I just saw Seth and his amazing facial hair; clearly, I couldn't help but spend some time motorbearding him!

by WeLuvDMoon December 25, 2013

Chocolate Motorboat

A cousin of both the motorboat and the cleveland steamer, this difficult maneuver can only be done by a true fecaphile. After releasing one's bowels onto a woman's chest the classic motorboat is performed to the delight of all involved.

After a violent shart onto Gertrudes chest Hector quickly spins around and they relish in a lovely chocolate motorboat.

by *samIam* January 12, 2008

jump out the motor

When a Hemel chav gets mad at another human and threatens to kill you

I will jump out the motor and wack you !!! Gur

by Lulup November 5, 2020

Mootology

A cult that is based on moot. Like christianity there are the ten comootments instead of the ten commandments. These laws must be adhered to or removal from the cult will occur. This cult was created at a yr 11 retreat by three boys, this united all the boys in the year and was the only experience that made retreat enjoyable. This cult has spread around quickly and has adherents from the age of 12 to 18. The Ten Comootments are;

1. Thou shall always raise
2. Thou must use the word moot in vein

3.Thou shall give moot respect five times a day
4. Thou must acknowledge with moot in and moot out
5. Thou must cleanse thy moot every full moot
6. Thou shall not be tempted by the anti moot
7. Thous shall not touch the black moot (benin)
8. Thou shall not touch the hairy moot (benin)
9. Thou must make the pilgramootige to moot
10. Thou must mootidate by yelling moot at 4:20pm only
Founders: lk,tb,nd

Mootology is a very complex religion with a large amount of haters/antimoot and thou must not be tempted by the antimoot and failure to do so results in the immediate removal from the cult. Mootology is one of the fastest growing cults in australia and is gaining followers exponentially. It is where one finds true fulfillment in life. All praise moot! Benin means haram/not allowed

"Mootology has changed my life"
Mootology is the fastest growing cult in Australia

by MrAnony September 19, 2013

Moto Moto

he likes em big, he likes em chonkeh

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hippo 1: i think moto moto likes you ;)
moto moto: *rises out of water* i like em big, i like em chunkeh ;)

by krabbypattymotomoto February 25, 2019