mr. capretta Share definition Flag Dope teacher who always has a sweater for every holiday and a pencil behind his ear. When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day." mr. capretta by soup lover January 17, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the mr. capretta mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch