mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

mowing the lawn

masturbating with a vibrator

bad vibrators are as loud as a lawn-mower sometimes

by clodia June 25, 2003

mowing the lawn

Making out with people

shelby: hey have you been mowing the lawn lately?
bettina: actually yes... i just mowed the Jeffasons last night
shelby:which jeffason?
bettina: oh you know all three of them

by sloshslosh July 21, 2009

mowing my lawn

to attempt to pick up someone else's girlfriend / interest.

Hey James, look at that guy, he's mowing my lawn.

by the urbanizer December 5, 2003

Mow My Lawn

When a MILF invites a young boy over to come and "Mow her Lawn" - no lawnmower required, but an adventurous spirit helps.

My husband is away this weekend, do you want to come over and mow my lawn?

by fuckradar January 2, 2012

mowing your lawn

attempting to pick up someone else's girlfriend/interest, used in the third party state.

Jesse, look at that guy, he's mowing your lawn!

by the urbanizer December 5, 2003

mowed my lawn

Broader use of the old term "mowed my lawn" or "mowing my lawn," across a wider range of applications. It used to mean blatantly attempting to steal someone's female interest but now means generally rudely stealing or taking something cunningly, and usually right in front of their face.

Lisa stole a commission from me - she mowed my lawn.

by hundalair January 30, 2009