Mow My Lawn

When a MILF invites a young boy over to come and "Mow her Lawn" - no lawnmower required, but an adventurous spirit helps.

My husband is away this weekend, do you want to come over and mow my lawn?

by fuckradar January 2, 2012

mowing my lawn

to attempt to pick up someone else's girlfriend / interest.

Hey James, look at that guy, he's mowing my lawn.

by the urbanizer December 5, 2003

mowed my lawn

Broader use of the old term "mowed my lawn" or "mowing my lawn," across a wider range of applications. It used to mean blatantly attempting to steal someone's female interest but now means generally rudely stealing or taking something cunningly, and usually right in front of their face.

Lisa stole a commission from me - she mowed my lawn.

by hundalair January 30, 2009

Mowing my lawn

When someone is stealing your customers. (usually used in drug dealing)

Quit mowing my lawn bro, get of my turf!

by Jetinsky! April 17, 2019

mowing my lawn

It means basically the same as getting up in someone's grill, bugging them, eating their eats or invading their privacy

"Yo man stop getting up in my grill, mowing my lawn"

by mur11 July 29, 2006

Mowing my lawn

Its wat u say to ur freinds wen u want to stay home and do watever, especially video games, mainly madden 08. people usually do this wen they first get a new game or something.

"Guys i cant hang out today, im gonna be mowing my lawn, and then after that, i have to buy some.... shorts" says kevin

"O, ok kevin" says me

by Emcee Carthy August 16, 2007

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

by FDPatton July 13, 2012