A product for people who are too lazy to brush their teeth
You: I use mouthwash
Friend: You're fat, aren't you?
by 13awesometrick37 July 29, 2010
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Extremely cheap liquid that is used to disinfect the mouth and to achieve "fresh" breath. Unfortunately this substance is abused by most wagon burners. Despite the cheap price they often steal it from convenience stores, who's shopkeepers let the indians escape for fear they might get stabbed. Upon stealing the mouthwash the indian consumes the entire bottle, resulting in extreme drunkenness (equivalent to drinking 2 cases of beer and smoking 3 joints laced with paint thinner) permanent brain damage, significant abuse to the indian's friends and family, and if lucky, the indian will be arrested where he will get to sleep in a warm bed with working plumbing in jail.
Indian 1: (Heavy accent, lacking most teeth) Man, Damon was fucked lasht night eh'? Anyways, he drank two mouthwash and slept at the shelter.
Indian 2: (Heavy accent, no teeth) Man, I found like 3 smokes on 'da ground by 'da Shell.
by AUb27 February 7, 2008
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When you put a little water in your mouth for a few seconds, and dribble it over your partners junk.
We lost the lube. But we weren’t going to stop, so I gave her a mouthwash.

My girl was a bit ripe smelling down there, so I gave her a mouthwash before I went to town.

I wanted to suck my man off after his game, but was was a bit stanky, so I gave him a mouthwash.
by FuckeRhi September 4, 2020
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When a man cums and pisses in her mouth and she swirls it’s around like mouthwash before spitting it out on the floor or sink.
How’s that mouthwash tasting bitchhhhhhhhh!!
by Mouthwasher February 10, 2020
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When a male puts 2 or 3 mints into his dick hole, leaves them in there for a few hours and pees into a womans mouth. The pee will have a minty flavor. After about a week, the mints will violently and painfully slip out of the penis
I made mouthwash for my wife 3 weeks ago and she loved it. When the mints exited my dick it hurt, but it was de
by kenny the greatness May 8, 2010
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one who spits after, y'know..
you mouthwasher you, i'm insulted!
by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003
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A tennessee mouthwash is any drink containing any amount of tennessee whisky.
Dude 1: "Dude what are you drinking?"
Dude 2: "Jack Daniels and Coke aka a delicious tennessee mouthwash!"
by Lench Mob December 12, 2006
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