mouth shitting 

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.

1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!

mouth shitting by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009

Lap sitting month 

For the whole month of November a girl has to sit on a guys lap or a guy has to sit on a girls lap no matter if there on a bus in a car wherever it's the way the tradition works

Him:Hey sarah it's lap sitting month
Sarah: oh ok I'm not going to ruin the tradition

Lap sitting month by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Lap sitting month 

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap

Me: hey Sarah come here

Sarah: why
Me: it's lap sitting month

Satah: oh fineeeee

Lap sitting month by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Lap sitting month 

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes

Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month

Lap sitting month by Fijfntjdudhrd October 2, 2019

Lap sitting month 

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for atleast 2 minutes

Hey Becky it's lap sitting month
Ok Christopher I'm on my way over now

Lap sitting month by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019