moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

moustache ride

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

moustache ride

variant of "going the growl" although this maneuver requires one lovely lass upon ones moustache ( or womb broom) in a rug munching manner.

After a lovely evening, I took her home for a moustache ride.

by tronald dump August 27, 2013

moustache ride

cunnilingus performed by a male

Jeff gave Sarah the best moustache ride she'd ever had!

by Pimpinaintathang January 28, 2011

moustache ride

when the person giving oral sex has a mustache

Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there

by fuckingsupercop May 13, 2005

moustache ride

Oral Sex

Who wants a moustache ride?

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

moustache ride

When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache

To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.

by pseudonym May 13, 2005