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morning deuce power hour 

noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.
The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier.

wee hours of the morning

The time immediately after midnight.

The hours of the morning that morning wood is at its peak.
During the wee hours of the morning, throwing up, and covered in dirt, Impala recognized she no longer wanted to be in Zeta Phi Gamma.

Mom, I can't wait for the wee hours of the morning!!