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Mountain Troll

Anybody that lives on a mountain that dosent really leave, and can't get cable internet.
Calvin: Lenny, your suck a mountain troll.

Lenny: Why?

Calvin: Because you never leave your mountain.
Mountain Troll by Nematoad June 27, 2006

Mountain Troll

Just an absolute slapper of a woman; her crawlspace remains open for days on end waiting for its next victim. Typically larger than the average male, the "mountain troll" woman finds her pray drunken in bars, sleeping in the alleys, and in the Bronx. A full savv to say the least.
Charles - "Hey bobby"
bobby - "whats up homes"
Charles - "how was that mountain troll that mounted you last night?"
bobby- "Yao Kay you savage bint"
Mountain Troll by Bint Sav July 18, 2013

Mountain Troll with DSL 

A more evolved mountain troll, with all the same characteristics and features as a normal mountain troll, only slightly faster
Nematoad: Lenny, you're still such a mountain troll with DSL...

Lenny: True, but now I'm a mountain troll capable of owning.

i raped a mountain troll 

a term used to point out the unlikeliness of something someone has claimed to have done
'i won a fight against a black man last night'
'sure you did and i raped a mountain troll'
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026