Morpoth is located up north in scotland, it is inferior to milton keynes and bolton. It is north of newcastle, the place where cheryl cole is from incase you didnt know. But its not as cool as newcastle. People that live in morpoth can commonly drink lots of vodka and work at nando's.

person for morporth: why i pet, lets be having us some voddy

person 2 from morpoth: i pet, but first me be needing some nando chicken ,why i pet i!

Morpoth by morpothlover March 21, 2011

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Morpeth

Morpeth is an okish town in Northumberland. Many outsiders think the town is full of poshos but you are wrong. Many radgies who live in nearby towns like Ashganistan and Bedlington are attracted to the town. Many Radgies get the Route 2 Bus from Bedlington where they chuck bottles at peoples grandmas on the bus. They also jump off the Elliot Bridge next to the best Chinese ever and hang around the Bus Station and hack in to the speakers and play MC music. Many radgies live in an estate in the town called Stobhill. The Council estate of Stobhill is a wonderful place where you can find a yearly funfair, druggies, people shagging on the street at 2 in the morning and the finest Nike tracksuits you will ever find. It’s a good town in places but don’t go into the bus station at night otherwise you will smell weed or be greeted by a bunch of radgies.

Radgie 1: let’s gan to Morpeth

Radgie 2: howay then
Radgie 1: where to hang out?
Radgie 2: I nar the bus station

Morpeth by Morpethtingz March 31, 2023

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Morphtard

Some idiot at the SoS forums who think he is the man, but in reality, he just yells at everybody cause he has a small wiener.

Morpherex3, the idiot who has at the SoS forum.

He is the perfect example.

Morphtard by Har the Morpherex3hater August 29, 2004

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