moron magnet

The Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky

I photographed the morons entering the giant moron magnet to see exhibits of people in biblical times riding dinosaurs wearing saddles. They didn't know before their visit that The Flintstones was actually a documentary!

by El Duderino Supremo April 29, 2008

Mormon Magnet

A man that only Mormon women are attracted to.

'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."

by Thomas Golding September 14, 2012