morning special 

When you wake you boyfriend up in the morning with a blow job :)

Every day I give my boyfriend a morning special

morning special by Etteiod March 12, 2016

sunday morning special

n. A sex position based on the reverse cowgirl which takes place on the toilet and the guy opens and reads a newspaper while having sex

After a night of heavy drinking, the next morning Nate and Patty had a sunday morning special in the bathroom.

sunday morning special by Benton West December 12, 2006

Sunday Morning Special

The act of forcibly jamming your tallywacker balls-deep into a muffin at a church bake sale. Preferably chocolate, but blueberry will do in a pinch.

Friend 1: Yo why are these muffins so salty?
Friend 2: Just wrapped up a Sunday Morning Special. How's it taste?
Friend 1: I'm cutting your brakes tomorrow.

Sunday Morning Special by smiteMeSkyDaddy August 25, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008