Morbius Meal

The Morbius Meal is one of the most important meals anyone can ever eat. It is your 5 a day. It is based on the amazing film and moviest movie Morbius (2022) and its protagonist Doctor Michael Morbius (played by cultist Jared Leto). The Morbius Meal is served in only the best of establishments such as Los Pollos Hermanos. The Morbius Meal is coming soon to Binley Mega Chippy.

Celeste: I'm so morbed, let's get a Morbius Meal
Connor: Yes

Morbius Meal by Bruhaps June 4, 2022

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Morbius Meal

When you go to the McDonald's drive-through and at the pay window scream "IT'S MORBIN TIME!!!" so loud that their system crashes and they are forced to give you a free meal on the house.

You drove off without paying? How did you do it?

I just got the Morbius Meal.

Morbius Meal by J. Jungle Japeson May 29, 2022

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morbius meal

The most holy piece of food to ever exist from the best chippy ( binley mega chippy) that only giga chads eat.

Son: Mother I know that we are in crippling debt and escaping the government but could we get a morbius meal from binley mega chippy

Mother: Anything for the morbius meal

morbius meal by binley mega chippy enjoyer May 30, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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