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Moral of the Story 

Lesson to be learned from a story. Something dumb ass inexperienced players don't get.
Winner: I knew what you were from day 1 but you insisted you wanted to play the game with an older, experienced woman so, I let you play. It was fun cause I knew you had no idea what you were in for and up against. The moral of the story, the long ass story was that I am experienced not stupid and you find yourself facing the fact that YOU fell hard not me. YOU wanted marriage and forever, not me. Oh honey, what would make you think that an independent, intelligent, accomplished, beautiful, sexy woman like myself would want to marry a loser with no money and no brains like you? You really think I miss you? What was there to miss, did you ever ask yourself? Compare yourself to me and you can't, I'm way up there and you're way down there. You like to play, did you enjoy it even though you had no chance and you lost like I knew you would. I played you like a fiddle and you fell for it every time hook, line and sinker...tears too lol or hahahahahahahaha! You still like the game? Do you understand the fucking moral of the story you little egyptian piss ass bitch?

Loser crying cause until someone explained the fucking moral of the story to him he would have never gotten it.

Winner: I'm done now with your pathetic little ass, I've got better things to do with my time and better men to fuck.
Moral of the Story by Goddess12* February 16, 2014

Moral of the Story 

In the end its better for you
Guy 1: That's the Moral of the Story, babe.
Guy 2: That's pretty gay dude.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026