moon river 

A wondahhful song from the movie Breakfast at Tiffanys:
Moon River
wider than a mile
i'm crossing you in style
someday
oh dream maker
you heart breaker
wherever you're going
i'm going your way
two drifters
off to see the world
theres such a lot of world
to see
we're after the same
rainbows end
waiting round the bend
my huckleberry friend
moon river and me

"Hey, are you singing Moon River?"
"Ya, I love that song"

moon river by audrey<3 January 27, 2008

moon river 

1. To moon a river.
2. A very very old song.

Guy 1: HEY LOOK I'M MOONING THE RIVER!
Guy 2: How very mature of you....
Random Guy: Hey LOOK, that guy is performing the moon river.

moon river by Ralph geofferon August 30, 2006

Moon River 

A cumshot right between the ass cheeks resulting in a flow of sperm right down the crack.

Turn around I’m about to moon river you

Moon River by chinah June 2, 2020

Moon river 

Unexpected finger up the Anus.

I was at the doctors when he asked me to bend over. He then inserted his finger into my anus. It took me by surprise leaving me wanting to find something to say. Suddenly, moon river sprang to mind so I sang it.

Moon river by Dentaljohn January 18, 2017

mooniverse 

Adjective - describing the intensity of your feelings for your significant other, letting them know you love them to the moon and back.

Kate: How much do you love me ?
Dave: To the mooniverse and back.

or

You are my mooniverse.

mooniverse by Kitten James August 20, 2009

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider  

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider by One- Knighter August 24, 2008