moo goo 

Put simply: cow jizz. Whether extracted naturally, artificially, or otherwise, moo goo is moo goo. Furthermore moo goo is an ancient chineese secret remedy to lonelyness and itis and makes a great addition to that ex-girlfriend's new haircut.

random guy: I almost passed out after that burger, until I had a shot of moo goo.

*camera pans to old chinese man*

chinese man: ancient chinese secret

moo goo by chewBRAka November 3, 2010

Moo Goo Gai Panic 

Medical condition resulting in intense fear of cheap chinese restaurants.

I appreciate the invitation, but my Moo Goo Gai Panic precludes me from eating at the Dollar-A-Scoop restaurant.

Moo Goo Gai Panic by G Money February 27, 2004

Moo Goo Guy Pan 

The acient eastern art of using stealthly martial art skills to rub one out directly next to or in close proximity to either a roomate or complete stranger.

It was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room... It was a little too quiet. I wasn't sure but I had the feeling that wang, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a Moo Goo Guy Pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and I couldnt do anything about it.

Moo Goo Guy Pan by Mike May 16, 2004

moo goo gai pan 

crappy chinese food.

waitress: you rike some food?
Me: yeah anything but the moo goo gai pan. It gave me the shits last night.

moo goo gai pan by Bluto Scones August 31, 2006

moo goo gai pan 

When a Asian man cums on a cats face

I went to the Chinese place around the corner and walked up to the counter and caught the owner yelling “ moo goo gai pan!” Repeatedly as he was cumming on a cats face he was preparing to cook.

moo goo gai pan by The Ballon Knot Boys June 3, 2022

goo moo 

A greeting - specifically used by sophisticated, elegant whilst down with the kids Scottish girls 😂👌

"Goo moo my lovelies"

goo moo by LovetheScots April 18, 2018

moo mi goosh

a way of saying “oh my gosh” but it sounds BETTER

“Moo Mi Goosh! I really need to tell you something!!”

moo mi goosh by mmginc November 8, 2025