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Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.
The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.
Monster Truck Dump by the Geug April 8, 2009

Monstertruckerific 

Used as an adjective of praise for a conquest and victory without any hope of the opposition defending itself.
Person: Dude the way you ran over that innertube with your car was monstertruckerific
Monstertruckerific by Kornielus September 29, 2009

Monsterfucker

Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.

Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.

Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!

Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!
Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!

Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!

Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~

Monster truck 

no one:
jeremy: i dont have a monster truck so i leaving the group
Monster truck by RANDOM USER 069 February 24, 2019

The Monster Truck 

The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n
Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.

Virginia Monster Truck Tire 

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.