Monroeing

To screw the shit out of someone.

"I was Monroeing Jackson Rathbone last night."
"All night?"
"ALL night." ;)

by CREEPER!!!!HC June 6, 2009

Marilyn Monroeing

Marilyn Monroeing is when you use a leaf blower to blow air up a lady’s skirt, or a Scottish/Irish man’s Kilt (if that's what you're into), making them look like Marilyn Monroe in the famous scene from "The Seven Year Itch". The context in which you do this will affect the outcome, for example if you do it to a lady who you half know, in front of your friends, you'll see some bum and everyone will think you're a legend. But if you do it at work to a stranger, you'll end up losing your job, getting kicked in the testicles, getting a black eye and in court charged with sexual harassment.

Come to my party tonight boys, Bring some bitchez, I've got my Leaf blower out and I'm gonna be Marilyn Monroeing ALLLLL NIGHT!

by Badideaman September 23, 2013

McEnroeing

When you go into a store and put photos of John McEnroe in the picture frames. This can also be done in a household, so long as no one knows.

Hey pal, lets go down to HomeGoods and do some McEnroeing!

by mauichris June 15, 2011

louis monroig

A cute undersized man who has the appearance of a troll, sometimes times likes to slip under his grandmas covers and gives her a nice creamy cream pie!

Oh yeah, I was walking down the hall and I didn’t even see Louis monroig. He’s so small

by Albanian style May 12, 2021

Munroeing

i) Having a very good time though there is every possibility that the night could end in tears or trouble...Friday night, anyone?

ii) Becoming drunker than anyone has hitherto been drunk before, whilst maintaining a certain elegance and grace.

iii) Rambling incoherently and obscenely about Protestants

iv) Shouting 'SCANLON!' at the top of ones voice.

"I was walking around Borough Market the other day when an uncontrollable urge to came over me, and I started Munroeing....SCANLON!"

by James Hollands June 17, 2012

Mondoing

The same thing as bros icing bros, but with MONDOS. Mondo is the white person equivalent of kool aid jammers and can be found at the dollar store in packs of 6 for only one dollar. You must present the Mondo in a creative manner so that the victim finds it and chugs it on one knee while you yell obscenities at them. If you have Mondo's on you, you may use them as defense. The greatest defense known to date is five. The person who drank them all nearly threw up.

(Corey doesn't know he's part of a Mondoing scheme)

Nick: "Yo Corey come check out this new cd i got, it's in my trunk!"

Corey: "Sick, what cd is it!?"

(Everyone jumps in) "Ahhh you just got MONDO'D, get on your knee and chug it you pussy!"

by mondobike August 25, 2010

Monring

Initially:
Standard before midday keyboard mistake.

Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.

Good Monring Matt, thank you for doing that but could you please add this to it?

Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!

by The Loveridge July 3, 2017