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A shit secondary school that people go to to look snobby but actually it is full of Wyesham chavs smoking spliffs in the fields at break and lunch. The teachers don’t care and the head is too far up his own asshole that he can see out of his mouth. In the support centre the teachers don’t care if you miss break, and uniform passes are not acceptable. There is usually a regular group of students in mon comp support centre.

Friend1: hey I go to Mon comp!
Friend2: oh, I walked past there the other day and some druggies beat me up
Friend1: they are just the Wyesham chavs. Ignore them. The other day I saw 16 of them in support.
Friend2: wow, monmouth comprehensive school isn’t that posh then innit?

monmouth comp by Mon_chav#2 August 5, 2019

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