monkeysuit

A monkeysuit is a tuxedo or similar formal wear. The term originated from how street performer-organ-grinders dressed their monkeys in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

We all dressed in our monkeysuits to go the dinner with the big-shot politician.

by Multi-Lingualist July 30, 2022

monkeysniffer

a person who lives in a blog of dancing men

is that another monkeysniffer in chat?

by lardo444 August 15, 2018

monkeybitten

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

monkey suit

slang word for a tuxedo

damn, wearing that monkey suit was hell....it was like 110 in the shade....that's the last time I get married in July!

by Hipster June 8, 2007

hairy monkeyvitis

a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.

Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.

by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011

monkeyshines

Pranks and other debauchery (usually playful)

Mary's 5 year old cousin keeps stealing her shoes and hiding them around the house. That kid is full of monkeyshines.

by CalicoECash May 21, 2009

monkeyswitch

An extremly beautiful and georgous girl

Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"

Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"

Guy1: "I already have"

Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."

by cms November 11, 2004