monkeyfuck

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

by Bungalow Bill March 04, 2003

Monkeyfuck

A fuck of a monkey, or fuck from a monkey. Weird and shitty in either case.

Wow, that dipshit is surely ready for a monkeyfuck. Or maybe a monkeyfuck is ready for him.

by AntiGop February 11, 2021

monkeyfucking

getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.

Oh great, and now he's got half the office monkeyfucking this simple configuration issue

by mattly July 24, 2008

MonkeyFuck

Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.

I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?

by KnapiLife December 13, 2011

monkeyfucker

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

by Ajjizzle May 15, 2011

monkeyfucker

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

by snarkymalarkey September 26, 2009

monkeyfuck

(noun) Meaningless expletive similar to "rat's ass" or "ratfuck," only more emphatic, a monkeyfuck being a step up from not giving a rat's ass or not giving a monkeyfuck.

I told him that I didn't give a rat's ass if he didn't like my fucking his girlfriend and he said he didn't give a monkeyfuck if I didn't like the beating he was gonna give me. Anyway, that's why I'm in the hospital. The doctors here don't give a monkeyfuck ... I almost never see one ... and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bloody.

ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 22, 2014