Monkey Swings 

A fighting technique in which hair or a hood is pulled over the face, punches are thrown upwards towards the face as the person cannot see or fight back.

Phil:’Damn she threw hands mayte’
Colin:’Those monkey swings are so hard to block’

Monkey Swings by YungBritish January 29, 2020

Monkey Swing 

For two people to suck each other's genitals while swinging in a tree, like a 69 but monkey style.

I went to the park and did the monkey swing with my grandfather.

Monkey Swing by The T.V Dinner May 22, 2015

monkey swinging on a vine 

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

monkey swinging on a vine by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

swinging monkey 

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"

swinging monkey by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007

Swing-monkey 

You were struck with misfortune

Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey

Swing-monkey by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

swinging monkeys 

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

swinging monkeys by TuBsy February 16, 2005