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monkey piss 

The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.
Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!
monkey piss by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005

Monkey Piss 

Any alchohol originating from Mexico.
Are you gay? I'd rather drink Old Style then drink that monkey piss.
Monkey Piss by ACZxxx December 28, 2010

monkey piss 

An alternate name for windshield washing fluid.
Dad: hand me that jug of monkey piss will ya?

son: okay!
monkey piss by Craziac January 17, 2008

monkey piss 

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school
monkey piss by mason hagen September 13, 2021

piss monkey damage 

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure
i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

Piss Monkey 

piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness
I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
Piss Monkey by littlejimmie December 21, 2015
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