monkey moment 

A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.

I had a monkey moment last night while picking the fleas off of my dog.

monkey moment by triskalguilo February 19, 2009

monkey moment 

A monkey moment is the term used for when a weird or funny thing happens in a weird or unexpected way.
The individual who caused the monkey moment can then be referred to as a monkey.

*People trolling on a Minecraft server get an innocent player banned after bringing out their dark side*
"Wow, I can't believe those monkeys got him banned"
"What a monkey moment"

monkey moment by monkey momenter November 22, 2019

Monkey Moment 

Momentary devolution to one's inner monkey through selfish, impulsive behavior often without forethought of the consequences. Often monkey moments are followed by insincere apologies.

Did you just grab food off my plate?
Sorry, I had a monkey moment.

Quit that! Did I say you could put it in my ass?
Sorry, monkey moment. Just let me finish real quick.

Did you just rob that convenience store?
Sorry, I was having a monkey moment.

I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinsky.
I had a monkey moment.

Monkey Moment by Paulie the Monkey September 13, 2010

Monkey Moment 

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.

Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment

Monkey Moment by euheuc January 2, 2023

bruh monkey moment 

when something annoying happens in general or to someone

lil billy was eating ice cream with his friend medium-timmy when a bee landed on lil billy’s ice cream and he ate it and since lil billy was allergic to bees he died
“that was a total bruh monkey moment” says medium-timmy as he sadly puts flowers on lil billy’s grave

bruh monkey moment by izzythedragon8 November 27, 2020

the monkey's his uncle moment 

When someone explains a family related event with a lot of excitement but the other person doesnt really get the complicated family relations. who was the auntie, uncle cousin,nephew etc etc??

a phrase by timon in The Lion King when Timon fails to understand that simba has returned to challenge Scar.

sara: Im sorry which uncle was it? Thats alota family crap and im kinda in the monkey's his uncle moment.

the monkey's his uncle moment by krystalize August 7, 2010

Monky Moment 

Similar in essence to a Bruh Moment, The Monky Moment comes into effect when one person, usually a Monky, does something commonly accepted as ludicrous or unusual.

Man 1: " ur mom succ me gud and hord thru my jorts"
Man 2: " thats a certified Monky Moment"

Monky Moment by monkyphart July 29, 2020