Monkey fucking a football

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Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

Monkey fucking a football by fishinguy August 14, 2015

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monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

monkey fucking a football by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.

Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.

monkey fucking a football by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

monkey fucking a football by Tom Highway November 13, 2007

Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating

It is like a monkey fucking a football.

Monkey Fucking a Football by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018

a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by houdek May 29, 2008

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026