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monkey dad 

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad
wow your dad is such a monkey dad
monkey dad by Niyuo August 15, 2017
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Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))
The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.

Daddy Monkey 

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.
You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.
Daddy Monkey by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe. 

It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.

Monkeymad 

Off the wall, crazy, outlandish, especially when applied to hairstyles.

Origin of this world is based on a series of mishear/translation (Oi Monkey Boy! -> She called you Monkey Man! -> Why did you call me monkeymad?)
My hair is a bit monkeymad today
Monkeymad by barker-family.info November 15, 2004

monkeydude 

Not Strong Bad's friend. Also known as Josh.
First of all, I'm not your friend monkeydude. In fact, I'm not even gonna call you ********** anymore. I'ma call you Josh.
monkeydude by Vega June 13, 2003

Monkeypads 

Video game controllers, like those used on PlayStation and Nintendo game console systems.
David had mastered the use of monkeypads while playing Halo.
Monkeypads by masterofpads August 1, 2011