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monkey bars 

xanax pills that are high in potency ranging from 1mg to 2mg in strength.
hey man you got some monkey bars?
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monkey bars 

Street name for 2mg tablets of Xanax (Alprazolam). The name is derived from the three scores down one side of the long, white tablet, making them divisible by four. The scoring resembles the children's playground equipment 'monkey bars'.
Dude: Hey man, got any monkey bars?

Mr Mackey: Drugs are bad mmmkay.
monkey bars by jussagal October 28, 2008

Monkey bars 

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
Yo I got those monkey bars for the low

Monkeybar Effect 

When a woman holds onto her current relationship until she can secure another relationship.

Just like monkeybars, you hold onto one bar before grabbing the next. The Monkeybar Effect is the same only with a woman who will keep her man only until she finds another man of equal or superior quality.
Wow she's waiting for him to say yes before breaking up with her current guy? Monkeybar Effect much?

monkeybar 

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.
Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.
monkeybar by j-cow September 4, 2006

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection
Danny has massive monkeyears
Monkeyears by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

Sexual Monkeybars 

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.
"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"
Sexual Monkeybars by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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