Monk on

When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.

I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!

by Naffito January 10, 2009

monk on

to be pissed with sum1

he's got the monk on wit her

by lulu May 14, 2003

Spunk on a monk

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.

Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.

by Rob Heath February 11, 2006

Monkon

Def: to be in an unsatisfactory or grumpy mood.

Bearing in mind how little one sees a monk smile, to have a 'monkon' is to be unhappy, to be in a monk.

"What's wrong with Derric?"
"Dunno, but he's got a hefty monkon."

by Joe Fleming February 10, 2005