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Monitor Tan 

Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.
I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.
Monitor Tan by TangClock August 18, 2009

Monitor Tan 

Someone who spends their life infront on their PC Monitor instead of getting out in the sun.

Implying they get a tan from the Monitor

AKA Matthew Jackson
1. Has Matt left his house atall this month?

2. No hes on CSS topping up his monitor tan
Monitor Tan by DanwillLOL May 10, 2010

Monitor Tan 

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world
Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.
Monitor Tan by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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