stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

stroke the mongrel's head by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

mongrel shit cunt

term of abuse for anybody who pisses you off for whatever reason, to be a mongrel shit cunt is to be the lowest of the low

whilst out driving the other day a a bus driver pulled right out in front of me without indicating, as i sped past i shouted out of the window loudly , You fucking mongrel shit cunt

mongrel shit cunt by dirtbox July 24, 2006

shit mongrel 

Any living thing/being that would take a shit anywhere and everywhere.

My dog is a shit mongrel.

shit mongrel by Gio Contreras July 4, 2008

Shit Mongrel 

Often (read: pretty much always) used as an insult. A shit loving/eating mongrel.

*** you you ****ing shit mongrel!

Shit Mongrel by Knobby79 July 8, 2009

sex mongrel 

One who eats the jax of others and has sex with them.

You're such a sex mongrel

sex mongrel by Jugarn Jax June 1, 2005

cock sucking whore mongrel

it is a total bitch who sucks dick

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off

cock sucking whore mongrel by kennedy f February 8, 2014

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

Stoop Mongrel by Juan February 17, 2005