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Mongatron 

Someone with five brain tumors and all the mental disorders
"Why are you talking like an absolute mongatron?"
Mongatron by JoeboiTheIdiot December 9, 2018

Mongatron 

Mongatron the ultimate stage of being a Mong.
Being so dumb and or retarded (either sober or intoxicated) that you lack all common sense to fully function as a human being.
Jesus fucking Christ, Alex is such a fucking Mongatron when hes drunk.
Mongatron by Faller__ July 7, 2020
mongathon

(noun) mongathon is a long-term group, endurance binge on depressents, or soporifics (including Cannabis). Followed by a long period of monging.

See bongathon
The Abergavenny Smoke Out competition was a real mongathon, with competitors ingesting vast quantities of green! Some whitied.
mongathon by Hurnia January 1, 2007

Mongatron 

Someone without any technical ability, capable of breaking electronics simply by being in the same room. Usually roared in a loud voice before breaking more equipment.
Is that another broken laptop? Becky is such a Mongatron!
Mongatron by Ally-B. July 20, 2011

mungathon 

This is a week long festival of activities held at your local graveyard once a year. A mungathon is where competative munging can be witnessed. Throughout this week, the stiffest and most talented competators of mungers can show what they are made of. The most popular and televised event is during the use of the mung trampoline. This event shows how truly athletic and talented mungers can be. During this event, mungers are rewarded points with style, height, creativity and power. Mungers can perform backflips on the awaiting victim to accomplish maximum mung facials. One can try and get as much height as possible as well as power on the same muging jump. First place is a sweet and lucrative award. It is a year supply of mung that has been aged to enhance its flavor. (similar to wine, but mung is better) So check your local listings for an upcoming mungathon near you. Good luck, enjoy, and mung safely.
1. I bought my own trampoline over the summer to train for the upcoming mungathon. I need to work on my reverse 180 to take the first place prize to help feed my mung hungry family.

2. Anyone have any comments or answers to this email we recieved last week. Terry, OK. "Does anyone know if there is a special olympics mungathon. Please let me know if there is"
mungathon by John and Kyle May 23, 2006

Mongatron 

a blue and purple monster with a long nose and extremely long and thin legs which u call people when they behave like idiots!!
like Laurence!! labz!
Mongatron by anissa December 15, 2003